Joke of the day

  • Fishing or Sex?

     
    Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
    They continue to fish when realised that fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him: "What you had to do to be able to come fishing? What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "Nothing. I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Don't forget to wear a sweater".